vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"
"…OVERWEIGHT"
*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?
Zoom Info
vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"
"…OVERWEIGHT"
*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?
Zoom Info
vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"
"…OVERWEIGHT"
*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?
Zoom Info
vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"
"…OVERWEIGHT"
*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?
Zoom Info
vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"
"…OVERWEIGHT"
*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?
Zoom Info

vandigo:

gokuma:

brighthiatus89:

satanicdrag0n:

aliewa:

livsnerven:

lornrocks:

vonmunsterr:

some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.

I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??

SHE IS PERFECT

As a ginger, my boobs are definitely made of the souls of the innocent

This darling literally has the body of a goddess don’t hate the bby

So fucking yummy

"DOESN’T COUNT"

"…OVERWEIGHT"

*explodes with hysterical laughter*

… . shes overweight? How in the hell is she overweight?

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
  • The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.